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page 1..JEFF HARVEY

It was another day at the office for piano company executive Jeff Harvey, dreading to attend the weekly Board Meeting with it's mundane dialogue and non-stop power struggles. CEO "Big Butty" suddenly breaks the uncomfortable silence and shouts out, "JEFF, IF YOUR TEAM'S SALES DON'T IMPROVE YOU WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE COMPETITION."

 

At that moment, with the utmost of sardonicism, the competition's piano fell from the sky. A careless airport freight operator failed to latch the baggage hold on a departing 727. Thunderously, the piano crashed through the roof of the High-Rise Building, striking no one, but catapulting Jeff through a window to what appeared to be his demise.

 

 

 

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